Editorials from The Roanoke Times -Briefly put...

"White House attorneys recently ordered the satirical newspaper The Onion to stop using the presidential seal on a Web page spoofing President Bush's weekly radio addresses.

Surely the president's lawyers have more important things to do than waste taxpayer dollars undermining the weekly chuckles of millions of Americans.

Then again, at least for a few minutes they weren't writing memos justifying torture and sorting through presidential cronies to nominate to the Supreme Court."

/pounds head some more
//feels bad for the wall
///wonders if the Times can back up that "millions" statistic.
////onions.... mmmmmmm
/////resumes slamming head into wall

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